roses are black
violets are black
blind people are going to find this offensive
I don’t think blind people are going to find anything
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
Its hard for people without depression to understand when some days that just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because they think oh this is just one little thing but you see it as oh my god I can’t even get water without fucking up and now I’ve made a huge mess I shouldn’t even try
Americans cannot always enunciate. Poor Benedict.
it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
you can now pay $12 for your pot head baby to wear weed socks